A boyfriend and girlfriend are eating dinner at home. Their dog comes over and starts humping the girls leg. The boyfriend tries to stop the dog “Marty! Stop it! Oh my goodness I’m so sorry. That reminds me, I’ve been thinking, maybe we should try a new form of birth control.” The dog continues to hump the girls leg as the boyfriend speaks. “I heard about this one, it’s called the IUD. Intrauterine Device. Or we could try the patch on your arm. Actually I think that one goes in your butt. What do you think though? Arm or the butt?” Not awkward like your boyfriend.