A grandmother and her granddaughter get in the car. The granddaughter helps her grandma buckle up. The grandmother takes this inescapable opportunity to talk to her granddaughter about sex. “Thank you dear. You’re very supple. Just like I was at your age. Back then I was a sex expert. Used to call me the buttered biscuit. I know about birth control, too. So, you can ask me anything baby. Have you had sex in this car yet?” Not awkward like your grandma.