Susan, played by Katie Malia, sings a song about her numerous morning wins. Basically, she got dressed and fed the dog, got pulled over but started crying and the cop didn’t give her a ticket. Then, she went to the gym, and went to work where she made fun of her client. Then she takes credit for writing this song, but is corrected by the actual creator.
Lyrics: “I got dressed, fed the dog, wrote about it in my blog, didn’t get a ticket on my commute. Hit the gym, scored a towel, found a pen, saw an owl, did impressions of the client with the client on mute. Paper shredded, needle threaded, poodle petted, fish fedded, and I even wrote this song. No you didn’t. Morning Win!”