A preppy white kid is walking through a Best Buy store, when a Beats Pill Character call him over “Down here! How can I help you big man?” The preppy white kid replies “I’m looking for something to make my party pop off?” Said as if he has no idea what that means, but heard it from someone much cooler than him. The Beats Pill Character replies “Check out the Beats Pill. I’m portable but don’t let my small size fool you, I’m loud. And when I say Bluetooth I’m not talking about my beautiful hue baby.” The kid still isn’t convinced “But will it make my party pop off?” The Pill Character replies “This is some mythical unicorn stuff man” The Beats Pill turns itself on and lets the preppy kid hear how it sounds. The white kid starts dancing in a foolish manner.