A man walks into a Little Caesars Pizza Place, and places an order for their new Hot-N-Ready Pepperoni Pizza. The Little Caesars cashier turns around and gives him his pepperoni pizza immediately. The man, in awe, tries to figure out what is going on with the world. “No calling, no waiting… There’s no rules!!” As he strips his shirt from his body as fast as he can due to there being no more rules, a man from behind the counter yells “Put your shirt back on!” The man scrambles to get back into his shirt and proclaims “There is one rule!” still in disbelief that any rules exist.
Every time this Little Caesars commercial comes on, I giggle, and have an unbreakable smile for at least 5 minutes. It’s so simple, yet so amazing! Little things like this make me happy. You can see the thought process going on in the mans head as he’s handed the Hot-N-Ready pizza. Like, is this really happening? Where is the logic in this transaction? I didn’t have to wait, I didn’t have to call it in, there must be no rules! Even when he’s shot down by some guy behind the counter, he still only believes there’s only one rule. Which makes me believe that the man is going to test all the “old rules” to see if they still exist. I mean, he only thinks there’s one rule because someone stopped him from doing something he wanted to do. I want to know what the rest of his life is going to be like from now on. Will he try everything he couldn’t do before that he’s been yearning to try? Like, maybe he’s always wanted to drive the wrong way on the highway at 120 mph. Maybe he’s been thinking about flooding his street and creating his very own water world. Maybe he’s been thinking about murdering his fat, smelly, stupid, lazy, unimportant roommate while he sleeps. The possibilities are endless!