Mothers get together and sing about how Old Spice products have made their sons into men, stealing them away. One mother hides behind a door, then follows her son and new girlfriend as they walk in the park. Another holds on to the back of her sons car in a laundry basket as he drives down the road. Other mothers watch as their sons become men at school while eating lunch. Even more moms spy on their sons while they are at the beach. Finally the mother from the beginning slides out of the cushions of a sofa and slides across the floor onto another couch, defeated.
Lyrics: “Oh I didn’t see it coming, but it came in a can. Now my sweet son’s sprayed into a man. Mine too and hey we know just who to blame. When our sons have fun with women and misbehave. Old Spice! Old Spice sprayed a man of my son. Now he’s kissing all the women and his chores aren’t done. He was just my little sweetie, tiny fingers hands and feeties. Now he’s touching kissing feeling all the women because Old Spice sprayed a man of my son now he smells like a man and they treat him like one.”