A husband and wife stroll into a Rent-A-Center fully naked, talking to each other about the credit check they just went through over at another store. The wife says “If I had known there was going to be a credit check I would have gone on a diet.” They reach the counter and a Rent-A-Center sales rep is there to great them. “Welcome to Rent-A-Center. Let me guess, you two have went through a credit check.” The husband replies “Yea, full check.” As he raises his hands to do finger quotes, then quickly puts them back down realizing he’s exposed himself. The wife goes on to say “They saw it all. Even his little overdraft.” The husband looks at her with a why-did-you-tell-him-that look on his face. The sales tries to put them at ease “Well, you can relax, because here at Rent-A-Center you can get anything you want in the store without a credit check, so you don’t feel so… exposed.” They all stand around and laugh, when another customer laying on a couch, fully naked, interrupts “Hello? Does this come in taupe?” pointing at the couch he’s laying naked on.